At random

Not since Gary Glitter has there been a man whose name is as fortuitous for Cockney rhyming slang enthusiasts as Andersoon Cooper.

It's fun when people take Ambien, then stay awake past the point when it kicks in.

I wrote that comic I was talking about. One down.

Does anyone know anything about seeking permission to reprint lyrics? I'm probably a ways away from that stage at this point, but it pays to be prepared is what I'm told.

One drawback to writing for a living is that you feel like your time is not your own. You could always be working on something. I'm trying to figure out how to navigate that.